January 2012
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know...
– Will Ferrell (via sorakeem)
hyb: zoetik: In an effort to get people to look... →
zoetik:
In an effort to get people to look into each other’s eyes more,and also to appease the mutes, the government has decided to allot each person exactly one hundred and sixty-seven words per day. When the phone rings, I put it to my ear without saying hello. In the restaurant I point…